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If seasonings like salt are eligible, then you KNOW that this survey is flawed because Maryland’s favorite condiment up there isn’t Old Bay. 

“his recent comments to the U.K.’s Daily Star, in which he laments “generation snowflake,” were at least partially prompted by the controversy surrounding Hart’s old, homophobic tweets and the fallout of his gig hosting the Oscars.”

In 2002, a joint Navy-Coast Guard effort searched the King Diamond II, a Hong Kong-based ship sailing under the American flag.

Hi, North Carolinian here who’s been doing some relief work down East over the last few days. Like all natural disasters, this one has a political character, and will disproportionately affect those less well-off. In Eastern North Carolina, that means Black and Latinx people will bear the brunt of Florence’s impact —…

You can’t just tack “-pocalypse” onto any old word, like it’s Kinja or something. 

Gala better be talking into the garbage can, because that’s where Red Delicious deserves to be.

I always wondered why his pet snake is obsessed with bread. I thought they ate live animals?

I don’t know. I believe the comedian that it is from the bot. I have no reason not to believe.

“Kanye West may not be God, but nobody can deny that he’s just about as close as we’re ever going to get...”

An excellent picture that showcases that Tom Cruise has a tooth in the middle of his smile, where most people have a space.

Always record. Always record.

On lead single “Half Life,” Duchovny calls upon archaeology*, the sexiest of the sciences, to muse, “Unconditional love decays / Only fossilized hearts can break / Every piece is indivisible.” 

I would argue that Peter Rabbit was always an insufferable dick. He disobeyed his mother’s rules against going into the garden. He not only stole vegetables from the garden but he gorged on so many that he made himself sick. Then he ran home so that his mother could take care of him. He sounds like a millennial.

I recently tried reading Beatrix Potter stories to my child, only to discover they are themselves insufferable and horribly out-dated.

The Kingkiller Chronicle lies in silence, and it is a silence of three parts.

A parent might have caught this.

I blame the parents.