Eagle-eyed fans will recognise him as Maximilian ‘Polemaster’ Polowski, a fan favourite first introduced in Inhumans #77 (September 1973), ‘Behold...My Pole!’.

I’m told there was also sexual misconduct on the production of Chubby Rain.

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…

Can we try and abolish tomatoes from the fast food industry instead? It’s indirect, and also has the double effect of getting rid of the worst part of any fast food sandwich.

Reminder:

What if you just hate raw tomatoes on your sandwiches and burgers? It’s the worst when you ask them to leave it off but they forget to; even if you pick it off, it’s already left its residue on the sandwich. No part of my sandwich should bleed!

*Raises hand*

No love for Arctic Monkeys?! Definitely one of the most anticipated albums for 2018.

Belly’s first new album since 1995, Dove, is slated to come out this year as well.

‘nem Peanut Chews

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

“I don’t take it personally if a fan reacts negatively and lashes out at me on Twitter,” he explains. “It’s my job to be there for that.”

A month before a day that will live in infamy.

What is the name of the guy that saw it coming?

“Millions of people have died for German identity. If you think they deserve respect, you must protect their country.”

Yep, there too.

Take a look, it’s in... well...

Oh the ween in the sky keeps on turnin’

I believe I can fly...and draw a penis across the sky!

Penis in the sky, I can fly twice as high.