Yup. As I was going to say: The answer is yes, otherwise no one would love anyone.

Fuck. They look like they should be the villains in a sequel to (cinematic masterpiece) Hudson Hawk.

Great article, Clayton. It’s been really great watching you grow as a writer here, and I can’t be the only one who appreciates your insights.

Wonder where Trump slept that night?

...pivoted tonight like an online publication that’s just caught wind of video.

Yes, but while Jay collects antique cars, Sean collects antique political and moral beliefs.

“In a fawning press release...”

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

as we forgive those who birth against us.

I’ve got nothing worthwhile to add here, so I’ll just say Outrage! Is Now is a pretty rad album.

What about Joey Chicago who fought under the name Kid Minneapolis? He once had a fight in Cincinnati.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: If you voted for Trump, you can take any indignation towards Weinstein and his politics, turn that sumbitch sideways... *pulls mic close to mouth*... and SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

Gleaning. Not “gleaming.” With an N. For fucks sake.

C’mon. Given his stature, smacking her down would be unprofessional and petty, regardless of whether he actually is or is not a fan. Do you really think he wants to get into a public feud over something so small? We should all strive to show class more often.

funk rock or funk rock?

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Peter Tosh > Daniel Tosh

I don’t know, Don, a lot of people are saying it. I keep hearing so many people saying “Donald Trump is a tremendous white supremacist.” I’m not making that up, ask them. Many, many people keep saying it, believe me. So many people, record numbers of people.

That’s fine as long as you never describe yourself as a “sapiosexual.”

It’s a trap... again