Howard the Duck
thedude18013
4/12/19
2:04 PM
21

Bernie has the most money because he is the candidate with ideas and the voters are responding. No one else will inspire people like Bernie so any other candidate gives Trump a chance of winning.  People are sick of politicians who say what their big donors tell them.   If Democrats put someone like Biden, Beto, or

4/11/19
8:35 PM
62

I mean, I really don’t understand why they’re not discussed more in those pregnancy classes. I certainly wish I’d been more prepared for them.

4/11/19
8:31 PM
119

You know, fear of releasing demonic milk ducks via the hatching of my poison eggs is the main reason I remain childless. Glad to know there’s someone out there who gets it.

4/11/19
8:27 PM
472

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my

4/11/19
7:41 PM
14

lol So it’s just auto-generated as Tempxxxxxx? I was hoping they’d use a library consisting of made-for-TV swear words so we can see an influx of casseroles, monkey fighters, and fairy godmothers; all of whom are just trying to find strangers in the alps. 

4/11/19
7:00 PM
9

Given the existence of Cadence of Hyrule, it would be great if they could convince NoA to convince NoJ to make this an actual, legitimate alternate mode. 

4/11/19
9:29 AM
949

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

4/10/19
6:36 PM
72

“Since y’all insist on putting out reviews before a movie gets released...

4/10/19
6:31 PM
19

Honestly, once I saw the CGI gore in the trailers - especially that one that was just all gore FX - I had already started to mentally check out; the review seems to confirm my suspicions, that this R-rated version has mistaken “gore” for “horror”. And cheap gore at that, in fact the whole thing gives off a made-for-TV

4/10/19
6:30 PM
116

Honestly, is there any major publication whose film reviews do what you’re asking?

—The Washington Post: “The ‘Hellboy’ reboot has more gore and profanity than the original. That doesn’t make it better.”
—The AP: “If You’re Not a Superfan, ‘Hellboy’ is Hell, Boy.”
New York Magazine: “Hellboy Deserves Better than This”
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4/10/19
6:26 PM
45

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not a fan of Harbour’s makeup here. The body suit is fine (if a little too JACKED) and the quality of the makeup effects work is phenomenal, but the design is too explicitly “demonic” for my tastes. I read Hellboy for years, and the way Mignola draws him there’s an almost cute, earnest

4/10/19
6:19 PM
252

I understand how you feel but this is honestly not a logical request of any website or entertainment entity. I’m sorry.

4/10/19
6:19 PM
13

It really is a shame we got a reboot rather than the third Pearlman/DelToro movie. The previews for this just seem to lack the charm of the earlier films that so fits the feel of the comic.

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4/10/19
6:16 PM
31

Thanks for the review. I gotta say, I think Hellboy “looks” terrible. There’s something very weird and off about the makeup work on his face. Like it’s a low-budget film that couldn’t afford real effects. I had some hope because as you said, I think the cast is pretty solid. But I thought the trailers looked weak.

4/10/19
3:34 PM
3

Serious question then: if a developer chooses to make a game entirely based on being challenging do you believe they should not be allowed to do so?

4/10/19
1:24 PM
57

This is all I’ve wanted. If we can thank Thanos for anything, it’s (likely) removing Hawkeye’s lovely, but ill-conceived family.