Just another day in freaking paradise.

There is a distinct difference in professions here, bub. 

He’s a high speed streaker

I see we arrived at the same nickname, lol.

That strip is what made me check it out. And I totally agree with it.

I absolutely love this game and it came out of nowhere. It somehow manages to hit all my buttons in such a satisfying way, and on a day where I really needed a pick me up. It is Hotline Harambe, and I love it. The jazz soundtrack, the Saul Bass-esque art style...so good.

Ooooh yeah. This guy does a better job with that specific case.

That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. A few cool shots aside, I’m not keen on the look.

It’s that, plus what I call the Claude Frollo Effect. Namely, that she stands for everything they hate, but they can’t stifle their erections effectively enough, so they just resort to pure derision. Case in point, that video of her dancing they though would make her look immature.

Sobble looks awful. Time will tell if the second and third stages make it awesome. I wasn’t too hot on Oshawott till I saw its final form, and it became my starter for that gen, so something similar might happen here. As it stands, the only one I like is the bunny. Though the monkey could impress me if that stick…

Seriously, the lack of that kinda has me disappointed. It was the one feature, along with the always accessible box, that I wanted them to keep.

Interesting, I agree the name was good, but the design has me less than enthused, and I’m usually a water or grass starter guy, but this time the fire starter seems to be calling my name. We’ll see when the evolutions are shown off, though.

I’m mixed on this announcement. I love the choice of region, being “England, but without Brexit and instead with electric mice.” I am mixed on the starters, Grookey is ok, Sobble is eh, but Scorbunny looks awesome.

FUCKING THIS. ALL OF THIS.

I also agree that Willis Huntley is amazing because he represents everything I hate and yet is so damn freaking hilarious. Hurk...he’s fun, but not nearly as entertaining.

I for a long time have said that Zucker is nearly as bad as any Fox News clown. He keeps finding new lows.

Side note, I miss Club Penguin because of all the entertaining bans I’ve seen online:

The Grandpa scene in Dragon Quest 11 had me cutting onions, considering the close relationship I had with my Grandpa.

I know him solely as “douchebag with similar name to Bryan Adams.”

I had no idea who the duck he was until this mess and thought people were accusing Bryan Adams of shit.