Giuliani’s looking better than I would have thought, given his age.

If only there were a website that could cover sports and its place in society.

Maybe it’s because she is a soulless power fucker that has no moral compass?

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

The Patriots’ next slot receiver.

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

I miss Splinter. They would’ve made hay out of this story.

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Croll Tried!

You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Gator-filled trenches
and fortified fences
Weapons to give people
loss of their senses,
Broken up families,
Kids housed in cages,
This is how Trump brings
us back the Dark Ages.

When I first moved to New Orleans, it was mid-summer. Being southern, the heat and humidity felt familiar and I was like, “why do people make such a big deal out of it.” Then it was like that until Halloween. Then it started the following year mid-April. Oh, that’s why. Summer is a million months long and it doesn’t…

Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

Hi Kelsie - I’m a Tigers fan, and I feel like they have repeatedly kicked me in the balls this past season. Does that qualify?

Have YOU ever seen Gardner Mineshaw and a porn star in the same room?

“Stretching in his jock strap” just got a new dirty meaning.

I dunno, I searched for ‘milf and gardener’ and got quite a few hits...

Well, he’s not Poor Rodriguez.