I’d venture there’s at least one more type of -ist at work here, as well...

Bob Loblaw, perhaps?

You must really hate dogs.  Why would you fee such trash to a pup?

I THINK that it means she posed as a “Personal Assistant” to the team’s head coach, not that she said she was an assistant coach. It took me three reads to even come to that conclusion, so hell if I know what Shannon is trying to say.

People forget (or don’t know) that Hugo freaking Boss was pretty much a failed clothier until he started designing and sewing for the Nazis.  Well, until his forced laborers started sewing for them...

LOLWUT?  The coffin wasn’t in the cabin with the passengers!  First, planes have a cargo hold.  Second, just think for a second about trying to get a coffin down that skinny-ass aisle...

What you did there, I see it.  LOL!

Most sources have Reigns at around $5 million/year and Rollins at $3 million/year.  Both base salary, not including merchandising and bonuses.  Sooooo, yeah.  MUCH more.

Holy crap...bravo!  

A QB from Southwest Assembly of God?  That’s not really a thing...right?

I gotta believe this is a “Yeah?  You won’t let us write about the Splinter shutdown?  Okay, see how this crap sandwich tastes...” post.

I can pretty much guarantee that he’s called him Macaroni more than once and is shocked that France would elect an Italian...

+1 swamp-ass

Absolutely brilliant! Except for the fact that, in my mind, it was Ariana Grande’s voice singing and not Julie Andrews.

But only shot in the leg, so it’s totally legal and cool.  /s

Geppedo, amiright? (Yea, I know it’s spelled Geppetto…)

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

I totally read that as incontinence. I guess either works.

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.