“Ric Ocasek did not take drive me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”

Look, I read the headline, saw the picture of this gguy, and was lookingg for ggrooming tips to not look like a bigg stupid dumbass. WTF is all this sports shit doingg in this article? I see that picture and I aggree that this man looks like a bigg stupid dumbass. What morningg routine do I need to do to avoid this?

Shawn Kemp:  ::raises eyebrows::

Yeah, I’m being pedantic...but there’s also University of San Diego (although they’re non-scholly) in FCS.  And, even more pedantic, it’s Cal Poly SLO.  Pomona is DII.

Thoughts & prayers...

Thanks to Magary, I now know that Tyrod’s with the Chargers...so that’s one down...

Stan Humphries is very happy with his part-time commentary gig, thank you very much.

User name checks out...

Woooooooow.

A tomato by any other name still smells like a Taco Bell poo...

When your primary diet is HGH, Stanazolol and D-Bol...quite a few.

“Top physical shape” = Metric tons of PEDs.  That’ll keep the noodle limp.

Jeezus, you ain’t kidding.  Just...wow.

Counterpoint: CFL team names are spectacular and you should be ashamed of yourself. The Stampeders? The Argonauts? The RedBlacks? The TigerCats? The Roughriders? Freaking awesome. The Giants? The Titans? The Seahawks? The Falcons?  The gotdayum BROWNS?  Yaaaaaaaawn...

So, it’s safe to assume that headneck Brett is taking pretty much every steroid, right?

Wow.  Bra-freaking-vo.

Being a native of Montana, and having been to Superior many times, this is...ummmmm...not surprising.  The orange idiot took the county by 40 points in 2016.  Maga puds as far as the eye can see...

“It was shocking behaviour. You would expect it maybe on a budget airline but not in the first-class cabin on BA.’’

I believe it’s actually the THREE best in the world. I remember reading that Semenya, Niyonsaba and Wambui are all XY.

Damn, you’re usually like a bloodhound for the tomatoface. The “propaganda arm” part of the comment definitely smells like some spicy marinara...