Black Doug feels left out by your post...

Romos a known idiot troll.

“You’re poultry. You’re an actual fucking yardbird strutting around the internet and squawking as if the contents of your marble-sized brain are of assistance to anyone. I wrote and reported “The Corner” with Ed Burns, and “Homicide” on my own. Both sourced The Wire.”

Growing up in southwest Montana, it always amazed me how close these morons would get to bison in Yellowstone (or hell, even bears in Yellowstone or Glacier). Unless you’ve seen one up close (which is terrifying, even in a car), it’s just tough to grasp how big a 3,000 pound bull is. And these puds treat everything…

+1 Ewwwwww...

Is all of that some sort of revenge long-game in retaliation for him emailing your wife?

No Manbearpig?  PFFFFFFFT.

Orange stars?  Maybe a few yellow moons, pink hearts and green clovers as well?

As somebody who lives literally two miles from their arena, I forget that they exist on a regular basis.  Then, I remember that they exist and it makes me sad...

I thought the same!  I kept waiting...and waiting...and waiting.

But, is he 3am...eternal?

Hey Lauren...fourth paragraph.  It wasn’t a quarterfinal, it was round of 16.

To your final question...lemme make a guess.  Does his first name rhyme with yours?

Maybe the funniest thing I’ve heard EVER was some meatheads here on Charlotte sports radio actually floating the idea of bringing him back to NC when Kemba predictably leaves for greener pastures (the Knicks?).

Scott Evil agrees with this take.

#freeHighAndTight

My absolute favorite part of that story is that Teddy refused initial medical treatment, went to the Milwaukee Auditorium and still gave the damn EIGHTY MINUTE speech, with a bullet in his chest.

Wait...is that why they call them “blackout dates”?  Damnit, I never considered the subtext.

Jeez, if that header image isn’t the perfect representation of game 7, I don’t know what is.

Wait, do you pronounce it “gif” or “gif”?