You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Gator-filled trenches
and fortified fences
Weapons to give people
loss of their senses,
Broken up families,
Kids housed in cages,
This is how Trump brings
us back the Dark Ages.

When I first moved to New Orleans, it was mid-summer. Being southern, the heat and humidity felt familiar and I was like, “why do people make such a big deal out of it.” Then it was like that until Halloween. Then it started the following year mid-April. Oh, that’s why. Summer is a million months long and it doesn’t…

Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

Hi Kelsie - I’m a Tigers fan, and I feel like they have repeatedly kicked me in the balls this past season. Does that qualify?

Have YOU ever seen Gardner Mineshaw and a porn star in the same room?

“Stretching in his jock strap” just got a new dirty meaning.

I dunno, I searched for ‘milf and gardener’ and got quite a few hits...

Well, he’s not Poor Rodriguez.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

Sometimes, there's value in just shutting the fuck up.

I know this is a different situation than mine. This lady was probably sober, I am just putting this out there so people can be more aware when getting a ride home from a stranger.

+1 Antonio Cromartie

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

My oh my, Colangelo is determined to raise the ceiling of USA basketball. But he can’t do it if the best sistine or twenty guys in the country don’t even show up.

Milo’s so poor, he can’t afford a second “womp”. That’s how bad things are, people.