Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

Omigosh — don’t let the dog eat chicken bones! They splinter easily and the sharp pieces can perforate the digestive tract. Big Beef Bones Only!

A guy I used to work with had a condo in Florida. He was single with no kids, and was signed up for low price alerts for last minute tickets with several budget airlines because he could get a cheap fare and fly down for the weekend on short notice easily. He once said to me “Sure, maybe the flight attendants are rude…

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I can’t believe you were able to just walk into Trump's personal bathroom like that!

White Claw: THE choice for active functioning alcoholics everywhere

I can’t be the only one who sees it.

I tour on a motorcycle pretty frequently. I had to ride through a herd of cows on a road in Montana one time. They were not happy to see me. Scariest thing I’ve ever done on a motorcycle. And those are domesticated animals. If I saw a herd of bison on the road? I’d turn the fuck around.

Growing up on a beef farm, and knowing people who raised Bison. There is a reason the fences for the Bison are that much more pronounced.

I think that’s from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

We drove through Yellowstone in an RV and a herd of bison were next to and in the road. Traffic was blocked. Some people got out of their cars to take pictures. Even in the RV, I was saying to myself, fuuuuuck nooooo, stay away from me bison.

Glad the little girl is okay, maybe a lesson learned. Mom and Dad need to be kicked in the ass...hard...multiple times.

Mark Grace: “98 strikeouts in 239 at-bats? Kid, you need a slumpbuster.”

Who would’ve guessed 296 vs. the Chargers would also be his credit score

Solo has quite a beef with USSF. this could be curtains for them if she gets involved.