Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

“She’s fine.”

“god”

https://www.independent.co.uk/Voices/pamplona-spain-running-with-the-bulls-animal-cruelty-tommy-lee-motley-crue-a7826441.html

Your actual user name can’t be the same, but your display name can. His account really hasn’t been hacked, but rather someone is pretending to be him with a different account using the same display name. Like I’m now doing to you.

The US women lost 5-2 to the FC Dallas U-15 boys team a couple of years ago. They would lose by 30 to any full MLS team

Dear Penthouse,

I guess it’s essentially a row vs. wade decision.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“Fucking showoffs.”

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

what a fuckin' dial tone

An artist’s rendition of Don Doofus Jr playing with fireworks.

Angels, 1997: Oh, Tawny!

Well I guess in this one instance I’m OK with police brutality

Plus she got the firm after Vinny retired.