“Fucking showoffs.”

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

what a fuckin' dial tone

An artist’s rendition of Don Doofus Jr playing with fireworks.

Angels, 1997: Oh, Tawny!

Well I guess in this one instance I’m OK with police brutality

Plus she got the firm after Vinny retired.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

I thought it was going to be a tight deciding game, but the Commodores victory was actually remarkable easy.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

cnn already trying to start drama:

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

I Googled his name about an hour ago, and this was legit the resulting Wikipedia excerpt on him.

I’m from the shit hole known as “San Diego”.

http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

Yep, and now you’re the guy with a google search history of a little league field.

My eyes rolled when I read this.  Well, one did anyway

“revealed no further neurological damage.”