I don’t know what their complaint is because I fucking SWOON every time I see this.

This should be the top comment.

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

Insider’s look at the trade negotiations:

I pronounce it “Jay-peg”.

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

Can we stop with the “Interim Head Coach” b.s. now?

Not only that but they have embedded ads that look like posted articles but instead are posts about products with links to buy them. How is that not integrated ads?

You think that a bunch of Deadspin commenters haven’t been on the wrong side of an athletic ass kicking? Buddy,,,

I agree, but actually it's pronounced "gif".

“Rando poster tries to make their comment thread bones by shit-posting Jon Stewart’s continued support of 9/11 First Responders.” would have been a good one too.

DJ Khaled is a joke. All he does is sample a hit song, then barely remixes it and has an top artist sing over the beat while he yells “we da best.” I’m glad Tyler the Creator, a guy who wrote and produced his entire album on his own, and didn’t have a major label backing him with a huge PR push, beat this no talent…

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

It’s due to the exchange rate.

A horse like to run on a course, of course,
And your horse won’t die on a course, of course 
Unless your horse runs the Santa Anita course, then your horse is probably dead.

Easily one of my favorite sports memories. Only thing that could have made it better was if he was wearing a t-shirt that said “Not Bobby Valentine.” The only time I’ve laughed more as a sports fan was the time Steve Sullivan was heckled by an Avalanche fan after he got cut on the nose by a high stick...then the same…

“It’s crooked and the branching structure is wrong.”

DID NO ONE NOTICE THE STONE COLD MUSIC RIGHT ON QUEUE?!

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team: