In another related story, the NHL is threatening to return to Atlanta if this law is not immediately overturned.

A little off topic?

I’m assuming McDonald’s founder was Killer Kroc?

Mountain West? Why only focus on them and not the rest of the Group of 5? What about the Sun Belt, Southern, American Athletic and Conference USA? 

“between" husband and wife = the pool boy

My between-the-lines read: he paid the pool boy to pound his wife while he watched (and apparently took pictures). Which would make him a literal, actual "cuck". LMFAO

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

I like to post this every once in a while

Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

I kind of think that the US is more sexist than racist when it comes to electing a president

Your concern signaling has been duly noted.  Feel free to go polish your halo elsewhere.

He already left.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

If she went there to kill him, she would have made sure he was dead before calling the cops. If he’s alive, he can say things that would be recorded in the 911 call that would ruin her story. So if it was a premeditated murder she would never leave him alive, able to speak and be overheard while she’s on the line with…

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

After cutting off so neatly midstream, Mighty 1090 announced it would become the FM station KEGL. 

#Jokiclookslike he has sat at the same folding table outside the same bodega in the same velour jumpsuit while smoking cigarettes and talking about the benefits of stretching for the last 15 years.

My wife would only stay with me long enough to bury my body