Oh Jesus.

Louis CK’s South American tour is not off to a promising start.

Cardinals Say No To Balls, Want Christian’s Dongs

More like the Notre Damian Lillard experience because he was on fire last night

He joined a volunteer military for reasons other than economic desperation during a period of war. That should tell you all you need to know about his foreign policy.

I legit can’t fucking believe Laser Swords is ungreyed and I’m not.

fat and starving at the same time.

You already know we gon’ have to.

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.

It’s worth noting, however, that Buttigieg has faced recent blowback for criticizing transgender whistleblower Chelsea Manning for leaking classified information.

“Bret tackled Bret.” - Vince McMahon 

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

That’s some rapier sharp wit there

Touché

Not fenced, Zhao says épée’d for it.

talk about fenced goods

Pederson’s homer was in the air so long that if he wanted to admire it, he would have to START THE PLANE, JOC!!!!!

On a dark Russian highway,