These are very good points, but maybe you could look at basketball from a different perspective. Try to step back. Now step back again. Now step back one more time. Now either swish or clank a three, one or the other. It doesn’t matter, because you’re James Harden.

“Yeah, he really was my friend,” Graham said.

Don’t leave us hanging! 

Water polo probably wouldn’t.

Handguns are already very difficult to purchase in NZ.

The spread is real too. The toxic culture of Bragg is seeping into the surrounding areas and ruining everything.

Oh yeah. I lived right next to Fort Bragg for ~18 years. It is a fucking cesspool of MAGA idiots. The military knows which side cuts them the fattest checks, for sure. Plus, they are all gun nuts.

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

Because Iowa was on the side he was making fun of. That’s it. That’s why he took it down.

what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Phrasing!

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

Mitt Romney also resembles a Twinkie, in that he’s white on the outside, and somehow whiter on the inside.

Yeah, my wife prefaces most statements to me with Sofa King, though what follows that is usually not very encouraging.

Gabe, you and I clearly have contrasting opinions as to whether the prospect of being banned for life from attending Knicks games qualifies as a “threat”.

Barry Bonds once told my nephew to go fuck himself. That’s sort of like receiving a technical. Although he was baseball player, so maybe more like a K? or HBP?

I might be a little disturbed, but I think everyone should be down with the thickness.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

I do this to my son and he usually kicks me in the nads and I drop the ball.