This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

“At least your dad shows up to your games.” -Aaron Rodgers

I’m having a hard time believing these two gents canceled lunch.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

Owen Hart is unimpressed.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

Somewhere, Darren Rovell is nodding in approval.

your brother is a dick faced loser. 

0) Giannis

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Though he does seem to really enjoy being in the red zone...

“at the suggestion of some teams”

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Until now Finland hasn’t needed superheroes because they are the land that produced real life superhumans like Hannes Kolehmainen, Ville Ritola, Taisto Maki, Lasse Viren and, of course, Paavo Nurmi.

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

Judge: Robert Kraft, do you understand the charge against you?

Paul, am I to assume that you don’t  eat salad with a comb? Ooh-la-la, your Majesty!