thedrunkpianoplayer
The Drunk Piano Player
thedrunkpianoplayer

I look forward to reading this message on my brow ser.

Guess you’re out of luck if you use AD blockers.

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

Is Steph undersized? I’m a Blazers fan, and he’s certainly longer than Damian Lillard, who isn’t someoene i’d call “undersized” at the 1. He’s also way way bigger than his brother, who’s also a lot bigger than this guy.

Though speaking of Lillard, i’m pretty sure he led the nation in scoring from a small school

There’s always a flip side.

It’ll be some high dromedary to see if he can get them over the hump into the tournament.

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Michael Sanchez, the brother of news anchor Lauren Sanchez, who had an affair with Jeff Bezos, reportedly leaked the creepy sexts between the couple to the National Enquirer

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

This is a fair plan, unlike psychopath HamNo’s up there.

Socially responsible blended funds with equal investments in small, mid, and large capitalization stocks, as well as foreign stocks and government bonds. No real estate investments. This ought to keep them honest.

Interestingly, this is very similar to what the “ineffectual” and “malaise-ridden” Jimmy Carter did during his one term as President. In an incredibly moving and informative piece from the Washington Post earlier this year, the reporter (s) described how Carter tucked up his only asset, his peanut farm in Georgia,

Driven monthly.  Period.

You want Florida to get...more drunk!?

Rutger, hauer you so single-handedly destroying these evil bastards? It’s like you’re some sort of historian super hero or something.

I left it open just for that reply, thanks for completing the loop!

I bruised my hand raking leaves yesterday.