And Caesar doth look over the deadline landscape, and saw that it was insufficient to his whims.

“Wait, who’s Anthony Davis?”

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

fart

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

Seriously.

welcome back

“I’ve been there, Lavar. You went in with dreams that you’d be the architect of something grand, but now you’re feeling trapped and just aching to see your son go somewhere that will let him stretch his wings like you truly believe he can. I know that story, Lavar. I’ve lived it. So believe me when I tell you, one dad…

Man, the one time a Dodgers fan stays for the 9th. 

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

SOme people like the over-cooked skin that forms on queso

Depends.

Once we get single payer, imagine how many people will start up new businesses without having to provide healthcare!  

Batmanuel?

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

On the contrary, he made the people of St. Louis sympathetic characters, and thus you should hate him even more.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”