Looks like legit hard defense to me...

So, Draymond is pretty much the President of the United States?  Interesting take and I like it!

The “Tom Wilson Cycle”?

Hank effing Scorpio, but planet-sized.

That’s pretty much my line of thinking, as well. It feels like manslaughter or criminally negligent homicide could stick, but the bar is very, very different for murder.

“Shame” and “tRump” in the same sentence?  Nah...the two cannot coexist.

I read that first sentence SO differently than you meant it.  As Alice is bigly into golf, I figured you meant a golf tee.  My reaction was “Meh, you have a little piece of wood”.  Derp on me.

Yeesh...that’s like this week’s edition of “Let’s Remember Some Guys That You Don’t Remember.”

This is a great piece. Thank you, Nick. Depressing as all hell at many points, but it’s a story that needs to be known. A good many of my friends used to work for the Observer and were part of the blood bath in the late 2000s.

Kool, Krazy, Killer Pizza?

As a resident of Charlotte, this is the correct take.  Concourse E is absolutely awful.

Archimedes?

Trolly McTrollerson will troll.  However, I do appreciate you feeding it, as that was a pretty damn good takedown.

I don’t know. I’m just having a hard time feeling bad about this. I know that’s awful and means that I’ve devolved in the past two years, but I just can’t muster up a shred of sympathy for him or his family.  I mean, I know it’s bad and wrong that this happened, but I just feel...meh.

+1 Keith Hernandez

Decapitation, castration, arson.  The beautiful game, indeed...

The problem is, for nearly half this damn country, that racism is a feature and not a bug.

Because that would require, ya know, effort.  SMDH...

Well, shit, I’m sorry to hear that.  Trump’s raging economy in action, eh?  Best of luck in the job search.

Are we certain that he ISN’T a garden slug?  I mean, the resemblance is uncanny.