Hearing people speak other languages just makes me sad that I don’t know more than English and slightly passable Spanish...

I can’t decide which I love more...you or the term “Cletus Safari”.  So, I’ll just go with loving you both equally.  Well goddamn said!

Okay, I’m an idiot.  How is “Blind Pig Parlour Bar” racist?

The way their season is going, I give it three weeks before they plug Iran Barkley in back there...

Drag, deceive, distract...

This is the correct take.  Although we here in NC haven’t set the bar very goddamn high...

I believe that the correct order of those items for the Commander of Cheese is:  Money-fascism-cum.

This.  This shit right here is why you’re one of my favorite commenters.  Well done!

I fully support this, if for no other reason than the Hornets to get out from under Batum’s God-awful contract.

I could go the rest of my life without reading the words “Trump taint” ever again and die a happy man...

Maybe the Blind Trust isn’t quite so blind, after all? Whoda thunk it?

Maybe they all have a private Facebook group?  Or one long-running group text that Vlad desperately wants to leave, but doesn’t want to be seen as “that guy”?

Goddamnit.  Took me a second to catch up, but that’s brilliant.

Jeezus, being from Montana, I knew that Cable was a garbage coach (along with being a garbage human), but I had no idea just HOW bad he was until reading that wiki page. Damn, talk about failing upwards...

+1 That man has a family!

These are all amazing! The amount of time and dedication put in is unreal.

Did you remember to return the video tapes?

Nah, it’s not our place to change your mind...especially when your mind is on exactly the right track.

Yup, that sounds about white...

This is a bad take. Missoula is smelly and the Griz suck ass.  That said, Cold Smoke, Double Haul and Moose Drool make me happy, so the town ain’t all bad.  :)