Maybe all of this is just a plot to promote the Vikings’ new marketing catchphrase...

Near the end...”Don’t record me!”

One of my greatest regrets is that I have but one star to give.  Fucking brilliant!

They actually do.  It’s lodged in between “Finders, keeper” and “I’m rubber and you’re glue”

Great interview, Dom. I just wish that you two would have touched on whether or not he crossed the lines back in ‘87.

And they’re not all that’s been in her mouth, either...

Fat guy strength...

I don’t believe he’s currently in custody.

+1 dropped chainsaw

THAT’S where I remember this peckerwood from. I had totally forgotten about his sports handicapping/King of Vegas nonsense.

Jesus, he even cut off the sleeves on his tucked-in jersey.  This dude definitely wins at life.

I’m certain that at least a few Browns fans wouldn’t mind burning a Couch...

This is 100% accurate.

Please complete this scalding hot take.

I actually snorted out loud at this.  Well done!

That is an excellent, excellent point.