“Have you seen my cat?”

Hey, be nice to the Neanderthals. They were a lot smarter than some of the posters in question. ;)

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

Maybe I missed him but I don’t see Tom Brady in any of these photos.

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

My own thesis advisors might have benefited quite a bit from taking a dip in a boiling river.

You’re comparing geothermally heated groundwater to a boiling, flowing 4 mile stretch of a river.

The place isn’t young enough for Jared to be interested in it.

Did you read the article?

Somewhere in the South:

I vote that we clear the trees around that river in about a 50 mile radius and put up a theme park so humanity can appreciate the natural wonder of such a place like this. The people need this!

So what now? You’ll never buy another cd or Itunes?

Was there a Kanye tweet originally at the top of this post? Or am I losing my mind? (Or both?)

There’s also the change that will (hopefully) come once Fox realizes you can showcase X-Men that aren’t Wolverine, Xavier, Magneto, or fucking Mystique at the expense of so many other great characters. Fucking Deadpool nailed Colossus, and NTW was just the bomb (pun intended), and I would love to see an X-Men movie…

Nice try. The Gordon dunk where both legs went over the mascot was way better than this.

Yeah, and if there’s one owner I won’t shit on (regardless of where the funds come from) it’s Mike Illitch. That guys put more money back in the city than any owner I know of.

a bankrupt city like Detroit is conned into gifting $285 million to Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch so that he can build a new hockey arena.

“... professional dunker Jordan ...”

Get out.

This dude has no class. He is attending an event of All-Stars in Toronto and he can't even bother to dress up in a Candain tuxedo.