Maybe I missed him but I don’t see Tom Brady in any of these photos.

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

So what now? You’ll never buy another cd or Itunes?

Nice try. The Gordon dunk where both legs went over the mascot was way better than this.

Yeah, and if there’s one owner I won’t shit on (regardless of where the funds come from) it’s Mike Illitch. That guys put more money back in the city than any owner I know of.

a bankrupt city like Detroit is conned into gifting $285 million to Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch so that he can build a new hockey arena.

That’s a fine head of hair!

“... professional dunker Jordan ...”

Get out.

This dude has no class. He is attending an event of All-Stars in Toronto and he can't even bother to dress up in a Candain tuxedo.

The guy needs to correct half of his own “articles” too. His whole shtick is embarrassing.

Considering it’s a uniform he’s never actually worn in a game until tonight, the image would be stupid even if it had been a perfect Photoshop.

I don't get it

Math isn’t Tim’s specialty. Neither is writing for that matter.

Is this like Hillary’s participation in the Primaries where the actual results of the event don’t matter to how many delegates are assigned by the DNC?.

I know this was a “gag-skit”
However the referee acknowledged at least 2-3 times i saw that Hart was on the line on a made shot. (Pointing at line, as opposed to raising arm)

Actual score i had was 12-8 Green

Agreed. My wife doesn’t like it when my balls change their texture too much, either. When the weight of my balls changes, she becomes all out of whack.

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.