IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE TOM BRADY IS A FANCY DAHG

Nice, but still not as good as Aaron Gordon’s over the mascot, under the legs slam. That mascot is a bigger hurdle to clear.

The entirety of Timothy Burke’s career brought to you by screen capture

I still can’t believe they pay this guy to basically live in Michigan, watch some TV, and occasionally post a screenshot or clip of what he sees on TV.

This is a pretty good one too

SANDERS CAPS RAZZLE DAZZLE PRIMARY WITH EXTRA OOMPH BANK SHOT

It did look like he backed off to avoid a pile of people coming at his knee. I have no problem wih that.

Especially for someone known as Riverboat Ron. Must have been his inner Chicago Bear.

Why? It’s well deserved and can’t match the smug that came from Carolina and all their bandwagon fans before the game. Nobody gave Denver a chance. So they can go fuck themselves now that they can see how badass Denver’s defense played.

So while Tom Brady is a fancy dog, Manning is a scrappy, blue collar, gritty dog. The kind of dog the football gods look upon favorably. Their favor led the Broncos to true glory. Not just the vain glory of Glory Boy Cam Newton. Verily, it has been written.

Deadspin cut out what she said about her husband going to the big dick clinic. They neutered the ad.

I’d check with Kirk Cameron. He’s pretty white.

And yet no Detroit Lions team has ever been to a Super Bowl. Just saying.

Well, the 49ers are gold prospectors, so...

Same. And I won’t allow my kid to be a Lions fan.

Cue the assholes claiming Syria would be an upgrade from Detroit. Countdown in 3...2...1...

What a coincidence. I retired from being a Lions fan mid-season.

Great movie. I’m going to marry BB-8. Review No. 1,837,927,183: