From the midnight shuttering and extraordinary rendition of Splinter to the removal of the posts calling out autoplay ads to the Deadspin Exodus:
She’d go full Evita from the balcony of the White House.
“Don’t cry for me Appalachia! The truth is I’ve always not cared.”
(Muffled response reverberating)
I mean, what’s more life-affirming than sex before/after a Bills game.
They have to do *something* to still feel alive.