As a son of the Bluegrass, few things have ever stuck in my craw harder than the moment that Matt Bevin stood before the state assembly and claimed that the Kentucky teacher’s strike had caused a schoolchild to be molested that day. He was an angrier, redder-faced version of Maude Flanders with a receding hairline,…

Fuck I miss Splinter.

Did you keep up your membership fees for the Deadly Double-0s Club? If not, things could get sticky for you.

Fuck. In addition to the articles, your comments (and those of a few others) are one of the reasons I kept coming back.

While we’re at it, nobody gave any credit to the US Army ISA team that tracked him, or the Army’s 160th SOAR for getting everyone there undetected.

1.) This really sucks. I really enjoyed Splinter and the commenters here. I’m banned on Jezebel for no reason, which they acknowledge but can’t seem to fix. The only other sites I do are AV Club and io9 for my nerd needs. Much as Kinja gives me headaches, it really is a good commenting platform when compared to other…

RIP Splinter, you didn’t deserve to go out this way.

Now that the news is out that Splinter is dead, let me just take a moment to say this:
Fucks to Jim Spanfeller, eat my entire dick you absolute coward, you bloviating piece of shit, you complete and utter tool. I mean, I understand the decision; destroying Forbes wasn’t enough for you, so you decided in your infinite…

On a related note, the day I heard the RWNJ media absolutely refuse to give any credit to Obama for making the call on the strike that killed Bin Laden, that was the day I realized that the GOP had become a full blown cult whose only goal was party over country.

To borrow a phrase from the British Government…

Donald Trump is frantically trying to authorize a Navy SEAL strike team as we speak.

Maybe just bomb the shit out of Sussex for the good of humanity safety instead?

Susan says that sometimes you just find yourself in this kind of Devil’s Triangle, so what can you do?

She’s a smart cookie. She knew she’d get all these people cheering her on for her ability to bridge the gap in our polarized society. And she doesn’t care for those of us who refuse to forget what Bush has done.

Well, sure. “Disapproval” doesn’t actually mean “to not approve someone.”

The people defending her in these tweets are completely unsurprising. Tony Robbins, Blake Sheldon, Reese Witherspoon, Susan Collins, Red Vines(brands are not your friends), Piers Morgan(who tf cares what he thinks)? None of these people seem like they’re going against their brand and being hypocrites. They’ve never…

Susan Collins said that Ellen being friends with GWB despite their differences is just like her being ok with confirming Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court even if she disapproves of him sexually assaulting women. 

It’s a long way to the bottom if you wanna sell your soul... to the Russians and Republicans to win an election for a job you never wanted but because you’re more racist and dumber than most of the GOP , they knew they could put you into a position of power to line their pockets while you think you’re going to grift…

I wish I still had my “party animal” card from college.  ‘Course, things seemed to be less rape-y back then.  Maybe it’s better off in whatever recycled plastic it found its way into.