The Dreaded Rear Admiral
thedreadedrearadmrial
9/19/19
5:37 PM
3

Maybe she’s actually more attractive that I feel she is and the specter of the fact she’s apparently letting Stephen Miller stick his dick inside of her brings her down a few points in my eyes. 

9/19/19
2:22 PM
14

I’m not worried. The pumpkin futures I’m invested in are soaring. I’m expecting them to peak right around January and that’s when I’ll cash them in for the big bucks.

9/19/19
12:21 PM
Save

I’m not saying it’s horrible or anything, but it’s not this amazing must do travel experience like a lot of people seem to think.

9/19/19
11:14 AM
5

“I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the outside of a man than having a big ceramic dildo shoved in his ass.”

9/19/19
10:13 AM
90

“According to Miller, Waldman is from Canada and he met her at summer camp and she has a great face and a smoking hot body and is totally a 11 or even an 12.”

9/19/19
10:08 AM
15

I love how almost every one of Ainsley Earhardt’s outfits seem to be designed around the concept of highlighting her tits and making them look as large as possible. 

9/18/19
8:20 PM
2

The reason Jimmy Buffett is always encouraging the Parrotheads to get rip roaring drunk at his shows is so they don’t notice how fucking awful his music is live.

9/18/19
6:48 PM
13

I had men and women in college want to fight me when I told them them DMB was nothing but a bunch of simple minded crap that pretentious snobs listen to so they can talk about how “complex” his music is.