What’s up your ass today?

Bernie will never drop out. He’s still all pissed over losing to Hillary in 2016 and he knows, beyond any doubt, this is absolutely his last shot at the brass ring.

I like history and tradition, but Tiger Stadium was a damn dump for the last decade of its use. Whether that was intentional or not, it reached the point where it was actually inhibiting my enjoyment of the game day experience. 

It’s safe to say that Connor McDavid is the greatest player in Oilers history. 

Nickelback v. Trump is the feud this country deserves. 

Paul Manafort has to feel like the biggest dumbshit in the world.

Breaking news: Giuliani reveals that that the sister of the roommate of the former girlfriend of Obama’s gardener has information that, while on vacation one time, Obama attended a time share pitch and, even though he told the salesman he’d keep an open mind throughout the presentation, he actually had no intention of…

Beat like a drum? Really Joe? That’s the best you can do?

Ah...So he was in Tokyo Bay on another ship when it was signed on the Missouri.

On the USS Missouri?

Not really.

Yep. No photoshop here. 

True. But the question isn’t why did she just gun him down instead of a lesser response? It’s how could she believe she was going into her apartment when it was on the wrong side of the hall on the wrong floor?

What is drugs, Alex.

“Likened being under perpetual suspicion to putting on a suit in the morning.”

I’ll allow it then.

And even worse is that the fact he is one of the few people to ever be President of the United States can never be UNDONE.

She probably deserved it. 

Fair trade.

I think it’s an amazing technology advancement and I proudly use it with my Windows Visa OS, all while I watch the newest HD DVD releases and listen to music on my Zune.