thedreadedrearadmrial
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
thedreadedrearadmrial

Well let’s see.....We’ve had Dennis Rodman, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and Steven Seagal somehow all be involved in the events of the last several years.

When the entire GOP abs Fox News are willing to lay down their lives to protect their beloved fuhrer, nothing is simple. 

That was pretty amazing.

It’d be more like Trump burning the building down and them saying the guy who caught him on film setting the blaze is the real issue because he was illegally filming on private property. 

Anyone who opposes Trump is automatically a deep state liberal operative how hates America.

That’s been their MO since he got elected.

I do want to take a moment to pause from all the battles that go on here at Splinter on a daily basis to say seeing that vile and irredeemable piece of human garbage actually starting to worry and maybe, just maybe, feel the walls closing him on for the first time in his entire miserable existence, has been like

Fine. But that’s the reality of it. They’re doing what some people wanted, what’s the point in bitching about it when, in your opinion with no access to any inside information, it didn’t happen soon enough. 

Please tell what is all this evidence.....You know things like eyewitness testimony, documents, recordings, people on Trump’s side who are willing to roll over and testify against him, that conclusively prove the emoluments in a legal sense and not just in a “Look at him! He’s clearly taking stuff” sense.

Saddest in history? Excuse me!

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you clearly with Trump’s scrotal sack in your mouth. 

They’ve had almost 3 years to decide he’s not worth the trouble and nothing he’s done has moved the needle in the slightest.

Dude, you really need some help.

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

I just pray RBG and Breyer eat their Wheaties and get a good nights sleep for the next 16 or so months. 

If we can’t accept the word of a 22 year old British citizen that Obama was a total failure, then who does have the authority to make such a verdict?

Believe what you want I guess and I hope you’re right.

Libby would have never let such an oversight happen. 

#alternatemath

Gotta love them making sure the department of justice sign is in the background. Like that somehow makes her legitimate.