Why do you keep confusing me for someone who doesn’t think you’re a total dumb shit?

Although, to be fair, they had a pretty tough act to follow Gen X and their cynical and jaded “Everything fucking sucks and you’re all a bunch of assholes” outlook on life.

Yes. 

Ok asshole. 

OH SURE SHE SUPPORTS IMPEACHMENT, BUT SHE’S STILL NOT ANSWERING WHETHER SHE THINKS TRUMP SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED! WHAT A CENTRIST SHILL!

Again...You need PROOF to show he’s breaking the law.

Yep.

You mean the courts that Mitch McConnell has spent the last 3 years packing with RW nut jobs, including 2 SCOTUS seats?

How do you PROVE any of that?

Orange power.

You are bestowed the rank of “able seaman.”

Or he’s just a fucking slob. 

And where was all this evidence showing his involvement in these things going to magically appear from? Was Trump going to turn it over? Was the Bill Barr/Jeff Sessions run justice department going to investigate? We’re Munchin and the treasury department going to hand over his tax returns?

Enough with the emoluments violations crap being practical grounds. Yes we know he’s getting rich off the Presidency, but you can’t just start impeachment proceedings by saying “look at all the shit he’s getting” you have to have, you know, actual evidence to present. Since Trump and the GOP aren’t exactly being…

The reasonable one and moderating influence ladies and gentlemen!

Come on Paul, let’s be real.

Every time I see Boris Johnson I can’t help but always be utterly shocked and horrified that British society has broken down to such an extent that even the most well off individuals don’t have access to quality hair styling products.

I love this comment. 

I’m deeply concerned about the health of the writers here now that they can’t get their daily dose of righteous indignation from constantly bitching about Pelosi not starting impeachment proceedings because she’s a centrist who is clearly being blackmailed by Putin/bought off by Trump.