I’m not saying it’s horrible or anything, but it’s not this amazing must do travel experience like a lot of people seem to think.

Dated one at college.

“I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the outside of a man than having a big ceramic dildo shoved in his ass.”

Well no shit he is.

“Wrong. Everyone knows a boy’s best friend is his mother.”

Himmler had better hair. 

“According to Miller, Waldman is from Canada and he met her at summer camp and she has a great face and a smoking hot body and is totally a 11 or even an 12.”

I love how almost every one of Ainsley Earhardt’s outfits seem to be designed around the concept of highlighting her tits and making them look as large as possible. 

Well there’s at least one woman who is ready to run away with Trudeau as soon as he’s ready for her:

The reason Jimmy Buffett is always encouraging the Parrotheads to get rip roaring drunk at his shows is so they don’t notice how fucking awful his music is live.

Agreed.

I had men and women in college want to fight me when I told them them DMB was nothing but a bunch of simple minded crap that pretentious snobs listen to so they can talk about how “complex” his music is. 

He has less than most.

Dave Matthews Band because his voice drives me nuts even when times are good.

Me too. 

Might be a good time for Iran to start something considering we seem to be short handed on aircraft carriers at the moment:

I acknowledge he has been reluctant to go to war with Iran. But it’s not because of any moral reservations he has. I can promise you that.

I’m of the position that if they could ban lawn jarts because stupid people were throwing them at each other, then, hell yes, ban vaping.

See Hong Kong

You’re so cute thinking anyone will actually live there.