Here he is just waiting in line for his food with everyone else.

Uh, Hulk Hogan’s biceps certainly qualify as guns. Duh!

Lassie goddamnit!

Don’t. Humor is the only way we can truly heal as a nation.

I always thought “I got bombed at Pearl Harbor” T-shirts would sell like hot cakes.

At least Jason has the decency to wear a mask over his hideously deformed face. 

Fucking disgusting.

I’m torn between being horrified and thinking she is the most awesome grandma ever.

I met him at a charity fundraiser once. Even though he was the guest of honor he didn’t have any big intro or anything. He just sort of casually walked in and stood in the corner with his beer. If he wasn’t 6’9” you wouldn’t have even noticed.

It’s just like how no one remembers Pearl Harbor anymore because December 7th is also Larry Bird’s birthday. 

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

The spitfire was another one that was less than stellar on carriers. 

My wife can’t watch any World War II documentaries with me because I always complain when they use footage that is ridiculously inaccurate.

Understood. 

I meant to put the actual name “Trig”, instead of “Twig”.

Maybe Bolton made it into a paper airplane and threw it into the Oval Office knowing it’s be the only way to get Trump’s attention.

A group of people who often demand to be referred to as “judge” by everyone even when their days on the bench are long over tend to abuse their power? The hell you say.

“Coiner-Collier, who was then a coordinator for a project run by the Charlotte Center for Legal Advocacy, said she witnessed Couch point at the child.”

Your trolling fucking sucks. Try harder next time. 

Yeah I didn’t really believe this whole PTSD bullshit. It’s not like he was involved in firefights with the Taliban where he saw his buddies blown to bits.