That’s the former Soviet Union to you.

I always said there were a bunch of former Soviet Union generals who laughed their asses off when they heard the US was invading Afghanistan. 

Yeah, but in defense of the AUMF, who could have predicted that the US invading Afghanistan would lead to a military superpower being sucked into an unwinnable quagmire that drags on for decades?

Like Dirty Harry said “A man’s got to know his limitations.”

Or it’s tomato. 

Exactly.

Again it’s funny how these “let the free market decide” conservatives suddenly lose their shit when the free market decides a product they’ve been using is obsolete and replace it with a superior version. 

This was not at all unexpected.

Yessir!

Too soon. 

Nonsense. It fucking crushes the moon landing for the top spot. 

“It’s nice to have a little private chat with my gold star homies but I can’t make a career out of a handful of people like that. I can’t put food on the table this way.”

I think we’re all crying a little inside tonight that the Sarah/Todd dream is over. 

True. But he hasn’t had his balls since 1992 when Michael Jordan took them by dropping 56, 46 and 33 points on him in a 3 game playoff sweep.

Probably. All I remember offhand is that she couldn’t stop getting knocked up. Including getting pregnant a second time with a different guy after she publicly preached abstinence because of her first one.

I meant for “Twig” to be “Trig”

It’s a win/win!

Sorry you’ve had to go through it. You’re a better person than I for being able to feel empathy for Sarah.

If only we were so lucky