thedreadedrearadmrial
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
thedreadedrearadmrial

I understand the whole being attracted to someone who tells you that you’re not the white trash everyone thinks you are. World history is filled with examples, good and bad, of people who rallied the masses by convincing they deserve better than what they have.

The Pamela Anderson/Meghan McCain conflict is the feud this country needs and deserves. 

I was stunned to see in the article that apparently KellyAnne Conway attends the rallies as a regular patron:

From the full WSJ article:

Jesus Christ, I almost fucking barfed reading that “rich in our hearts” crap. 

But if we don’t not not nominate Joe Biden then we won’t not not NOT have any chance of not reaching them. 

Fuck him and his gill breathing ass.

I’m investing heavily in real estate in the Himalayas because I figure, when the polar ice cap eventually melts, that shit will be worth a fortune  

At least it’s the same fucking color.

That’s when I knew it was him. I’ve seriously seen better lying skills from 3 year olds. 

I tried to turn D into a B on a report in 5th grade and even as I was doing it I knew that it was going to fail spectacularly and my dad was just going to be even more pissed. 

As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

Filed under: “No Shit”

I’m really hoping against hope that the fact his parents are both huge pieces of shit somehow cancel each other and he turns out to be a decent human being. 

You misspelled 2020.

What a bunch of abject fucking cowards. 

Years from now historians will look back at this event and say “Yup, that happened.”

“American War Machine Finds It’s Way To Hong Kong”

Thanks for the correction.

I’m convinced that, because he was so horny and wanting to get back quickly to 1945 and finally have sex with Peggy Carter, that damn Captain America forgot to return one of the infinity stones to its rightful place in our timeline.