In a related story, Trump unveiled a new picture today that conclusively proves his inauguration crowd was bigger than Obama’s:

Let’s recap:

I commend your willingness to try and get these criminals to actually do the right thing for a change

True, but had A LOT of fucking help in destroying the rules. If even just a handful of GOP senators had kept their oath to defend the constitution and use the power of checks and balances granted to them, a lot this shit would have never occurred.

It’s hilarious that they think, like Trump, they can fuck repeatedly and not suffer any consequences. Seemingly unaware they don’t have the wealth or power he does to emerge from his fuck ups unscathed.

Pictured: Not at all a man who looks like he would totally molest your children-

Tell me more about these “laws” you speak of.

Show us on the weather map Donald where the bad hurricane touched you. 

Let’s recap:

“In fact we were playing 1 on 1 the other day and I blocked one of his shots and then dunked on him. A lot of people say I’m a great basketball player, probably the greatest player to ever come out of New York. A lot of people don’t know that, but that’s what a lot of people are saying.”

Jesus Christ......I’m beginning to suspect that maybe Barron is the product of Melenia having an affair with Larry Bird.

Also she does everything possible to downplay her Indian/Sikh ancestry and is so successful at it that many right wing voters think she’s Italian or Spanish or one of the other ‘acceptable’ slightly darker skinned Europeans. 

“Fuck yeah it does!”

I thought Kinja was America’s last great vice. 

She sure sold her love for her father down the river with her repeated muted responses to Trump trashing the hell out of him in life and death. 

I admire Beto for taking her on like this, but he should be careful and remember the famous quote: “Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty and did you know that her dad is John McCain?”

Yeah, but OTOH she’s still a fucking pig from a family of fucking pigs. 

Hmmmmm interesting point. 

She won’t be the VP because she believes Trump will lose and wants to spend the next 4 years being seen as the ‘reasonable’ conservative. Bring VP on a losing ticket would hurt her chances greatly.

If anyone replaces Pence it’s not going to Nimrata, er, I mean NIKKI, simply because she’s already setting up herself for a run in 2024.