Too late. Nora Roberts already wrote a book about SHS.

“Alabama is not under threat from Hurricane Dorian and my earlier statement that it was in danger was made in error” (Maybe make a little self deprecating joke as well and the whole thing is put to rest forever.)

Stuns the hell out of me as well.

That’d cut the time down to under an hour before he’d do it. 

Just tell him that liberals think drinking water from a public toilet is disgusting, and I guarantee within 24 hours he’ll be doing it to own the libs and stick it to their elitist, non toilet water drinking, sensibilities.

Someone should tell Steve there’s a rumor going around that migrants are being made to shove red hot fireplace pokers up their asses. 

Still less pathetic than when Rick Snyder vowed he would use Flint water for 30 days for all his drinking and cooking purposes around his condo before he then carted off a whopping whole 3 gallons for him for and his wife. All of which was ‘consumed’ behind closed doors with no means to verify if he was actually using…

Damn liberals and their fancy maps. 

So in addition to listening to a screaming baby, Bernie had to do it while he was speaking in Epsom, NH?

Seeing Bernie win the nomination would be entertaining for no other reason than I think he’s the one most likely to just flat out call Trump a grifting asshole and lying son of a bitch in the debates. 

“YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE WE EVOLVED FROM SOME OTHER KIND OF SPECIES? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU THINK I AM?

Seb Gorka AKA: The human wet fart.

So 75% of Britons couldn’t even be bothered to get their arses to the polls to vote on a decision that will shape the country for generations?

“I say there old bean. That was bloody naff of you to scupper my kip like that!”

Funny how those ‘no government interference in business’ Republicans always find a way to flex their muscles to make companies heel when they’re on the wrong side of a GOP issue.

Certainty they can bar them. It’s private property ultimately.

I’m can’t wait to see all the rednecks who will scream “I’m never spending any of my money at Wal-Mart again! MAGA”only to have to reverse course less than 24 hours later when they realize they buy all of their daily necessities there and they will starve to death if they boycott it.

You had to bring Clinton into this, didn’t you?