And a majority of Britons still voted for it even though leaders on both sides said what an unholy mess it would be.

He’d never admit that his own name wasn’t enough. He’d just say it was all Pence’s fault and that he’s dragging the ticket down. 

I thought the queen just dissolved parliament and had all the members beheaded or something.

That’s true.

Or when they say “I have a daughter” while they defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh.

Oh he totally will. I mean ‘both sides’, amirite?

AND IT WASN’T OVER THEN!!!!

Yeah, like he’s is going to refuse considering Varadkar looks like he could absolutely kick the living shit out of Pence.

“It wasn’t like a, ‘you must,’” Short insisted. “It wasn’t like, ‘you have to.’”

Understood. 

I think it was 5th Avenue. 

None of his followers do. 

“Really disappointed I couldn’t see Auschwitz. I hear it’s beautiful property and a first class golf course. The Polish are all talking about how they wish I would buy it and brand it as Trump Poland.”

This gets me every fucking time.

This is always where it was going to end up with Hong Kong from the instant the British handed control over back to the Chinese.

Meanwhile in the US, college students today protest things like being outraged when their school sets aside something 2% of the overall tailgating area as an alcohol free area for families. Or when their dead head football has some of his wins stripped away by the NCAA for enabling decades of pedophilia.

“They little fuckers had it coming”

With all that radiation in their bodies, a single Alabaman would probably have the strength of 10 trailer park meth addicted.

Are you kidding. Can you imagine what kind of monsters would be created by a radioactive hurricane hitting Alabama. 

“Yes, but how do they feel about VAR?”