Every other defense Trump’s defenders have tried so far to excuse his lies have failed so hideously that they’re now just going all in with the “He’s a flawless, holy creature who is incapable of lying” claim........

“He exaggerates”

I have yet to meet the combat veteran whose first instinct when they came under a surprise attack was to run out into the open directly towards the sound of the gunfire. 

Update: The shooter was white.

Wait, if everyone stays in their homes then how are all the good guys with guns, Texas is always bragging they have, going to stop these bad guys with guns?

They’re  all watching college football.

That is actually pretty interesting info. Never would have pegged Texas that low 

At this point authorities are unsure whether the gunmen were playing Xbox prior to their shooting spree. 

It’s Texas we’re talking here. I don’t think it’s possible to have a state with more guns. 

Fuck them and their “labor costs” and “heightened regulations” bullshit. Even the $7.25/hour federal minimum wage, that hasn’t been increased in 10 years, is too much money for people to make as far as these assholes are concerned. If they had their way we’d be seeing shit like the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire…

Yep. We’ve reached a point in our history where the President could, and very well might, willingly reveal our own intelligent assets to our enemies and we’d never know. 

What adults would those be?

No fucking shit there are real concerns.

With Dorian tracking towards the Carolinas, all we can do now is wait and pray that it completely destroys Cameron Indoor Stadium. 

You’re an idiot. 

“JOPA WAS FRAMED!!!!!”

This is such a stupid take.

But in all seriousness, how fucking far does this ‘absolute right’ to reveal classified information go? Are their ANY limits?

And this is why I don’t believe Area 51 contains anything about aliens from another planet visiting earth. Because this fucking loudmouth asshole absolutely would not be keep anything like that a secret. If an alien corpse actually existed, he’d be posting a picture of him posing with it with his two thumbs up pose…