Probably the auto spell. 

I’d love to see a reporter ask him how exactly is Tiffany doing great.

Not that it’s a surprise though.

Hmmmm, I’m intrigued by your detective skills and would like to put you on retainer as my own private PI. 

Donald Trump basing his love for his daughters on their weight and physical attractiveness is pretty much the most Donald Trump thing ever. 

And CUT!

Sometime both!

If they’re chili macaroni then it’s totally worth it. 

The volleyball scene had many of the top brass questioning their own sexuality.

And there was a recruitment documentary made years before that shows life in for Navy is one big never ending series of kick ass adventures sandwiched between partying all night and sleeping with beautiful women.

The Navy could always officially adopt the informal motto that’s been in the fleet for decades now of “It ain’t gay if happens underway.”

Yes. 

I know for a fact your dad sucks dick for coke.

Seems to happen a lot at the end of GOP administrations. 

To put that into perspective; 3 hours is the length of “Avengers: Endgame” or the time time it takes to play the last 5 minutes of any nationally televised college football game where the teams are separated by 2 possessions or less.

And he’ll be wearing an onion on his belt as was the style at the time.

Awwwwww the starters go to gentleman’s clubs. It’s nice to see they care about their image so much that they’ll go to a club where they can learn proper etiquette and manners and all the other requirements and responsibilities of being a true gentleman.

“AS LONG AS VAR DOESN’T SCREW THEM OUT OF GOALS THEY WERE ONLY SLIGHTLY OFFSIDES ON!”

It’s kind of neat how the Fox anchors work like a relay team with their white supremacy.

Yeah but it’s going to get INTENSE over the next 14 months for obvious reasons.