Fueled by the blood of the children whose dreams she’s crushed. 

Gotta love those free market, hands off government Republicans who will support the fact Trump just literally ordered companies to stop doing business with China. 

God the quotes thing gets me every time. Despite being on twitter for 32 hours a day the fucking asshole still hasn’t learned that using quotes in that fashion implies the exact opposite of what you are saying.

You wouldn’t want his ghost to slip and take a nasty fall, would you?

I understand.

He does have his undeniable charms. If he outlives Trump, every bar within a 20 mile radius of his house better make sure they have extra booze on hand because they’re going to be giving out a lot of rounds to patrons that he’s going to be buying to celebrate.

Well aside from Trump, my 3 would Betsy DeVos, Mitch McConnell and then Betsy DeVos again just to be sure.

That’s hawt. 

Unfortunately a visit from the reaper is long overdue to the White House and GOP offices of Congress. 

Wow. You must be a riot at parties. 

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

Don’t tell that to Mike Illitch (Little Caesar’s founder and Detroit Tigers and Red Wings owner) whose family just built this little number to house his remains for all eternity:

That’s ok. The free market will eventually demand that Charles be put in the ground as well. 

I admire your passion for your profession.

Hopefully his brother will take solace in the fact that the free market demanded David’s death.

I’ve known butt cracks who make more sense. 

Yeah, it’s called “All you non 2% assholes can get fucked” economics.

As long as it’s Outback, I’m totally on board. 

Oooooo, the NY Times says we all got a big tax cut. Well in that case it MUST be true because they haven’t at all shown themselves over the last 3 years to be a bunch of simps who gladly carry Trump’s water.

“You might even see tax cuts 2.0, which would drive additional tax relief and create additional tax incentives for middle class folks, for blue collar workers for small businesses...............Which we could have included as part of tax cuts 1.0, but chose not to because fuck you.”