“I think I only have one response to give you. It’s a question and it’s three words. Who is Q?”

This was not a response I would have expected in a million years.........And it had me cracking up.

Along with Alan Dershowitz, it furthers my suspicion that maybe the narrative of Harvard being the home to the best faculty and students in academia is a load of fucking crap.

Damn. Beat me to it. 

Except for his wives of course. He doesn’t give a shit it they love him or not. 

I’m really looking forward to when, in addition to questions about the quality of the district’s academic, athletic and extracurricular programs, one of the first questions parents will ask teachers and administrators is how good are the panic rooms they have installed in the schools.

Good, fuck ‘em.

Remember when VankyPoo was seen the great hope because her father valued her counsel and she was the adult that would curb his worst impulses and help him see reason?

I’m sorry, but I just have to say the person who thought of using the word “aberrant”, just so the acronym “Safe Home” would work, isn’t getting paid nearly what he/she’s worth.

If Hassan Rouhani is smart, he’ll seize on the opportunity by writing Trump a beautiful letter telling what a smart and handsome big boy he is and inviting him to join Iran in its crusade against the Zionist oppressors.

Himmler had the same problem. 

Which she has a ton of practice with since she’s been really good at saying the part about her Sikh ancestry quietly her whole political life. 

Yep, this is exactly what she’ll do despite the fact she’s been a total Trump ass kisser. 

Just shut the hell up.

That’s not true. The Michigan Panthers used to play here. 

Don’t worry, if that ever happens, I’ve already arranged it so that all your loved ones will be brutally tortured and killed to avenge my death.

Well anything except passing true healthcare reform or sweeping gun control measures.

Ask your dad since he failed to properly wear a rubber the time you were conceived

“Better 100 innocent people be executed than one guilty man be spared!”

Lucky bastard. Wish I could have been out of town for the last 3 years.