...and the cat would have let him drown.

Yeah, seriously. Where was this cat’s life jacket and safety flare? Irresponsible.

Cat: “WHY THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN IN THIS GIANT BATHTUB IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!???”

“3,000 miles away, Wes Anderson is jolted from his slumber. “Something eccentric is happening,” he murmurs.” This made me whole day. Bravo, Ellie!

Ugh I had ex-friends who would say shit like that to me. They like that you’re Asian, they think you’re attractive, you should be flattered! NO. Just NO.

see re: this website every time we try to have this discussion.

“either you’re really hot or just full of yourself there is no problem with mennnnnn”

Hoo boy, sounds like girlfriend had some issues. I’m sorta torn between contempt and pity.

There are a lot of people out there that think any attention given to a woman, positive or negative, should flatter them. Obviously those people have never been stalked or harrassed.

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

Growing up, every time I went to the pediatrician, my mom would ask me how old I was while filling out forms. Every time. You would think giving birth to a nearly 10 pound human after 23 hours of labor would be somewhat memorable, but I guess she blocked it. (and really, who could blame her?)

My father insists that my birthday is a day earlier than it actually is. I am 35 and he still thinks this. Granted, it’s only a day but he stands by his belief. Which is wrong.

My Dad spent an entire year thinking he was a year older than he was.

We know how to determine her age: cut her open, count the rings, right?

Remember when Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age? Part of me says “Yes, I understand the realities of your business. The pressures you’re under to be young. The employability factor.”

You’d be surprised. My ex husband actually GOT INTO AN ARUGMENT with my daughter about her age. Like, he insisted that she was born in 2002. She was born in 2003 and she knows this because, well, she knows how old she is.

I worry Amy Adams is going to turn into Anne Hathaway. Stay cool Amy. Stay cool.

>34-year-old is Beyoncé Knowles might actually be 35-or-36-year-old Beyoncé Knowles,

How disgusting that parents have to talk to their CHILDREN about what to do if and when they are attacked by an adult, who could very well be a police officer. I don’t know what could be a more direct protest to this than the black lives matter movement - but then people are targeted and arrested for peacefully…

I have a 14 y.o. Black & Puerto Rican son, who’s right on the edge of manhood. He’s tall for his age, and easily mistaken for someone a couple years older.

His ID wasn’t fake, in the end. And even if it had been fake, this would have been excessive (excessive isn’t even a strong enough word!) The wrongful and violent arrests of black men is an epidemic. I can’t even imagine how scary it is to be a black man in the U.S. (Canada has this problem too, but I think to a…