No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I am so done with Kim Davis and Kentucky clerks. Just do your goddamn job.

There’s already been a film adaptation of Half of a Yellow Sun. It starred Thandie Newton, Anika Noni Rose as Kainene and Chiwitel Elojifor. It’s pretty good, it is on Netflix. Lupita will be in Americanah with David Oyelowo, but I don’t know when it starts filming.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

I’m an open water swimmer - it’s nearly impossible to get a good in the water photo, so I have to rely on the run out onto the beach. I suck at that part. There is no such thing as a pretty photo while you run, soaking wet in a Speedo after a 5K in 6-foot salt water waves. It is possible, however, to get a photo that…

oh look at me I’m so quirky and fun! God. I hate her.

Elsie Otter sounds like some old Northern English woman from 1960s Coronation Street or some sitcom skit about it. Or something from Beatrix Potter or Sylvanian Families. You could have Ida Squirrel, Maud Badger or Ivy Weasel.

this is so fucking twee i can’t even.

“Elsie Otter” sounds like the title/main character of a quirky network sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel.

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

“What’s more, these Mile High Club members are mostly men.”

I still consider Oliver the better Hudson.

Holy shit you need every star in the universe.

Well, generally speaking, modern culture isn’t big on sweeping murder under the rug, or convincing people who’ve survived attempted murders that it was just a misunderstanding (and possibly one they themselves are responsible for), or glamorizing murder for advertising. Nor are there sweeping narratives dedicated to…

Once again I am utterly astounded by the lack of empathy from human beings. It’s not surprising that I couldn’t report it WHEN I WAS 7! Having been attacked doesn’t make me a baby. The fact I escaped and lived means I am a survivor.

Murder is not something most people survive and deal with the personal traumas of, so I see where you’re going with this, but I’m gonna have to disagree.

nah.

Tragic Kingdom, Return of Saturn (SO UNDERRATED), Rock Steady and Love Angel Music Baby will never not be some favorite albums of mine. Long live No Doubt and Gwen Stefani, for real.

I know, I’m not sure which is worse, if it’s a girl who grows up with a predatory father and an enabling mother or a boy who emulates him. Should not breed.