Right? I’m very sympathetic if she did cheat on him. That SUCKS. But I don’t believe he’s so much in demand that problems at home kept him from working. I really don’t think he gets asked a lot.

It’s a little depressing. I really don’t like when people totally freeze their faces. Forehead Botox, I kinda got used to after a while (it’s still a little odd up close tbh), but when it’s the WHOLE FACE, that’s just weird. They’re like pretty robots that don’t really know how to imitate human expressions.

Hahahaha NO oh my god it was a light bulb moment for him the other day when Blake and Gwen came out officially to blame it all on her because she got with someone new faster. He doesn't have a career because no one wanted him to have a career

What happened is that she is in her mid forties, so her choices are aging naturally, which means looking her age and not working because ew, or doing a million things to freeze her face, pump it up, and smooth it out so she can continue to work.

Found a picture of their office.

Looks like I wanna eat a bag of Doritos in it and rub my belly

At first I was thinking I could picture myself lounging around the house in Lady Gaga’s BAHA EAST get up. Then I realized my stomach would protrude through the abdominal cutout, making me look like a Care Bear.

The first time you hear your toddler say “cock sucker” you clean up your act.

If you get Rumblr Premium, they’ll host your fight on an oil rig in international waters.

So, is this legal?

Maybe it’s time they just caw the whole thing off.

Gotta respect the tenacity of people who refuse to leave a group that doesn’t want them there in the name of equality. God knows I wouldn’t do it.

One of my dearest friends is devoutly Mormon (I’m boldly atheist, raised catholic) and like...she is the most loving accepting person in the world. She is friends with everyone...

Dolly is a national treasure. Great choice, Hill!

Please tell me she drunkenly sang Jolene at this glorious event. If not, we need to expedite time travel to ensure she does.

*checks scar from mole she had removed 14 years ago*

Lol no. Ever talked to a dermatologist about the procedure for removing moles? I’ve got one on my neck, up by my ear... in order to have it removed I’d have to have a large chunk of flesh carved out of my neck, leaving a scar bigger and more noticeable than the mole itself, AND I’d get to pay out of pocket for the…

Yessss, truthyfacts. I am also a mole person. By which I mean I am a person who is covered in moles and not that I am a person made up of twelve moles standing on each others shoulders and wearing a long coat.

Also, don't give people credit for basically saying, "I still think what you're doing is sick and wrong but I'm not going to actively try to fuck with your life over it. I'm a hero."

As a nurse, I can confirm that there are a lot of mean nurses. They are mean for a variety of reasons, but there are lots of assholes in the profession. Ignoring this and romanticising nurses only perpetuates the bullshit message of nurses as angels/natural caregivers and not what they really are: hard-working medical…