Godfrey Gao or GTFO...or find an original film to do.

Haha and far hotter!

I have been waiting so long for this, obsessively checking the website for updates. I love this woman she can do no wrong in my eyes...well apart from be mates with Diplo, but we all have our flaws.

Isn’t that Taye Diggs??

I know I can’t understand what those people in the planning meetings were thinking. Not meaning to offend any lovely skem people, they’d pee themselves at my hypocrisy anyway with me coming from a dump of a place but at least my town just exploded a bit like a pox whereas skem was a deliberate plan!! Went swimming…

I’m a former lassie from Lancashire. Had to drive to skem once in days before sat nav. I honestly thought I was going to die there as I just seemed to keep going around in bloody circles with no bugger out on the streets to ask for directions. Every street looks the same, I must have passed the Matalan depot at least…

What is this? Why is this? Who is this?? Kill it with FIRE!! (The ‘song’, not the ‘Singer’)

Maybe going around all those 50,000 roundabouts in skem addled your brain so you forgot?? I’ve heard mooch used in this way but cadge is more common in this context for me.

Yes same with mine as it’s considered bad luck to give presents before the baby has arrived. One of my relatives had one though recently, I couldn’t go anyway but when I looked at the invite my eyes just rolled because they’re completely obsessed with celebrity culture and this just seemed like a symptom of it. Didn’t…

I guarantee you that cat sabotaged the boat after having enough of sailing nonsense.

Hasn’t she been with Jonathan Rice for over a decade??

Same here, couldn’t believe how much it affected me and how ill it made me. I would be woken up (from the few times I actually could go to sleep from all the coughing) because I’d stopped breathing. My breathing would start back again after about 20 seconds and it felt like I was being punched by Tyson from the back.…

I think it’s a ridiculous waste of money and a vulgar show but it’s their money to do with as they please. Just glad to see a picture of Huang Xiaoming to brighten my day.

Don’t speak.

Why must you do this to us Noble Renard? Whhhhyyyyy???

Yep, that bit did not surprise me in the least.

How anyone can procreate with this repulsive man just baffles me. God help the kid, especially if it’s a girl.

Does norovirus count? Does both ends projectile at the same time make it even more impressive?? Asking for a friend...

It’s like eating gravel.

That is really making me hungry, it looks delicious.