I would like to thank the homeopaths, this is the only story in months that’s actually made me laugh out loud. Anyone else and I’d be mildly ashamed of my schadenfreude but it’s a bunch of homeopaths so no.

it made me really emotional, just so beautiful.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

Aquarust is a psychedelic also called “Tootsie...”

Sidenote: How hot was Keanu in Speed?!

Are you crazy? That would just make it so strong it would have killed them!

“The Association of German Healing Practitioners (Heilpraktikers) detests such misdemeanours.”

The paramedics knew something was wrong when the alternative medicine gurus started speaking coherently.

I once knew a homeopath who tried to commit suicide. He took an underdose.

I hope they didn’t try and flush it out of their systems by drinking water, it could only become more powerful.

They clearly diluted it too much, making it far too powerful.

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

I saw “Full Metal Jacket”, “Platoon”, “Saving Private Ryan” and “The Thin Red Line”. Can I now get a military pension and Px shopping privileges?

Good Morning Viet Nam is one of my top 10 favorite movies ever.

This guy is a classic narcissist. Please can some professional psychiatrists, etc, tell me I’m not far off in this? He knows everything, and is the best, and anyone who says different is a jerk. yadda yadda yadda. I know a narcissist very very well, and it wasn’t until I got the big lightbulb moment about him that…

Seriously, I could recite most episodes of M*A*S*H, I’d like my purple heart.

At this point, I have no idea of the difference between reality and a nightmare. Please wake up, self. :(

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit