I think I was born to dance... my body just doesn’t agree with my assessment.

My brain is apparently malfunctioning, because when I breezed past that headline I thought it read, “Speedy Ortiz Just Launched a Hotline for SWINGERS Who Feel Threatened,” and I just didn't even know what to do. I literally stared at it while the clock ticked away my life wondering what the HELL was happening. I'm…

I love Keanu and want him for myself but would acquiesce to him dating Sandy instead.

Brilliant idea. You know his Bill and Ted impression would completely get her giggling?

They do make a good looking couple:

they are both tools. so its hard to choose

I have a dog and I agree. Even my dog gets disgusted when she has to walk around other dogs poo on the street.

I have been shipping Keanu and Sandra since the 90s! Someone make this happen somehow.

How could I have forgotten about Keanu? He seems intelligent and generous with his money. I don’t really understand why she goes for this type. He just looks like a slightly better looking version of Jesse James. So I guess she has a type?

You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.

Booooo! Have you looked at Meetup or elsewhere online to find a more supportive group to play games with? I’m in Portland and here there is a(t least one) meetup group just for ‘lady monster slayers’ that makes a point of supporting a safe space to game (and dudes are of course welcome if they support the safe space).

I am so sorry. Sounds like there are a lot of dudes willing to put up with the Missing Stair rather than being a good friend/ally/fucking person. I used to work in victim services and had a lot of clients who were being stalked and they all felt better and safer for having talked to me and co-creating a safety play.…

Sorry if this comes off as being angry.

Hi all.

I have some childhood issues around cleaning. I’m getting better as I get older, but sometimes I end up having a sobbing meltdown over things like cleaning the kitchen.

He sounds a lot like my dad! I don’t like him much for all the same reasons you aren’t that keen on yours. My parents divorced 16 years ago when I was a teenager, and he instantly went from being very involved in my life to being practically a ghost. In that time, I went from desperately trying to get back our…

I’ll be your friend! I don’t think I’ll add much value though - I am a forever grey. I did once get 30 stars (!!!!!) for saying “pile of fuck parts” and all but made my mom and boyfriend hang the star notification on their fridges . . .

I’m in a similar position with my father. The funny thing is that despite me wanting to keep him in his grandkids’ lives, they don’t like him very much. So I’ve just drifted away - a few calls here and there, polite cards, etc. but not much more. He thinks the promise of an inheritance or college $ for the kids will…

If five minutes is what you have, do five minutes at a time. I’m not sure what your finances allow for, but you can at least get rid of obvious garbage and recycling. You don’t really need to make decisions. But you and your partner need to get more storage - tote bins, clothes baskets or whatever - that allow you to…

As for me, I’m afraid of gay men because I’m afraid they will see me wearing jeans with white socks. I can’t bear that humiliation.