TheDogIsStillBarking

6/20/16

I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

6/20/16

White privilege

6/18/16

6/17/16

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and
When she passes, each one she passes goes “ahhh, she probably has Zika.”

6/17/16

6/16/16

Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.

6/15/16

Actually, the other ones are usually BA.

6/15/16

It’s a $20 shower head. Dafuq do you really need to know about it?

6/15/16

Ok - please all calm down - I didn't express myself clearly and I understand why it came across wrong - my intention was to protect the woman because I thought the headline appeared to be vilifying that someone could have an abortion that late. My mistake - please back off - I'm allowed to make a mistake. I'm totally…

6/15/16

This confuses me. Don’t you need to make up your time if you don't work as a salaried employee?

6/14/16

Fuck you internet.

6/14/16

If you find any pokemon sexy to begin with, you have bigger problems than donald trump.

6/14/16

That’s standard for any industry that pays overtime.

6/13/16

alcohol, one of the foremost scourges of humanity and a complete waste of energy, edible grains and potable water that is nothing less than a poison to both body and soul

6/13/16

Yes, you are wrong.

6/13/16

It’s absolutely going to Primanti’s.

6/10/16

Reading through a lot of your comments, it seems that your mouth has a tendency to write checks that your knowledge can’t cash. In other words, you don’t seem to know quite as much as you seem to think you do. You seem deeply certain about, well, pretty much everything; but nobody is an expert in everything. You’re…

6/10/16

I mean it’s not a new or even particularly uncommon phenomenon for a rabbi to both believe in Israel’s right to exist AND want justice for the Palestinians. And it certainly is not an uncommon position for American Jews to hold. It has simply probably never gotten coverage like this. Strange, that.

6/10/16

Italians have been making pasta since ancient times. Noodles in China and the Mediterranean were invented in isolation from one another, and the method for producing both are significantly different.

6/10/16

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.