I’m sorry but this whole clown thing is so goddamn stupid.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

I don’t understand the point of this article, if it is not to just poke fun/attack a news host on a station the author does not agree with.

You mean to tell me that the cake is a lie?

YEAH! I mean what does a presidential nominees stance on cyber security have ANYTHING to do with technology? I mean really! What kind of operation is this!?

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Being free does not equate to immunity from criticism. 

let’s call it on purpose, here’s the synopsis:

I know that Daimler (the British coachbuilder that used to sell limos and gussied-up Jags, not the German Daimler AG aka Mercedes) had a custom Jaguar Super V8 made for the queen with a sliding purse holder in the armrest back in 2001! P.S. can somebody “approve” me so I my comments can appear? The guy you responded…

Here’s what toast would look like if it was also butter and an octopus.

No, the cancer has metastasized.

Yeah, they know, that’s why they’re doing it.

I’m just so worn out with the ignorance... Apple never tried to “replace” USB. In fact, Apple was heavily criticized when they released the iMac because it eliminated legacy parallel, serial, SCSI, and ADB ports replacing them all with a single new standard called USB. Because the rest of the industry is so afraid of…

his arms better be like 20 feet in circumference by now if he’s been rowing this fucking long

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

“We only display still images. No movement at all. There just happens to be 60 images displayed per second.”

I can’t speak for Gizmodo, but I will say that if I could go back to 2013 and choose whether or not to run all of my coverage on Doom, Arkane/Prey, and Fallout 4 knowing that Bethesda would blacklist me and Kotaku for the next 3+ years if I did, I’d run the stories every damn time.

The Ship, because iTunes: “the ship is syncing”.

(There’s no bathroom, but that’s what the woods are for.)

I don't think what he's talking about is related in any way to uncanny valley.