Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

let’s call it on purpose, here’s the synopsis:

I know that Daimler (the British coachbuilder that used to sell limos and gussied-up Jags, not the German Daimler AG aka Mercedes) had a custom Jaguar Super V8 made for the queen with a sliding purse holder in the armrest back in 2001! P.S. can somebody “approve” me so I my comments can appear? The guy you responded…

Yeah, they know, that’s why they’re doing it.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

I can’t speak for Gizmodo, but I will say that if I could go back to 2013 and choose whether or not to run all of my coverage on Doom, Arkane/Prey, and Fallout 4 knowing that Bethesda would blacklist me and Kotaku for the next 3+ years if I did, I’d run the stories every damn time.

It’s obvious they took pains to be respectful. Accusing a family of misgendering from a single statement of grief is a little much.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.

I always apologize for things when I’m fishing for compliments, I assumed everyone else was just doing the same.

Whatever. I’m not gonna front like I haven’t been giving Apple my money for all these years and I’m just gonna stop now.

More cupholders.

And that’s how race walking was born..

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

It plays on a PS4, stupid. ColecoVision is so 1982.

I feel like this should appear verbatim on Lifehacker tomorrow.

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.